Flirt
You really havce to bring your a-game, but after a few powerful pickup lines the firey serpent hisses assent in a way that clearly passes the harkness test. Great! You're in. The trouble begins when the two of you start to get cozy. The serpent's private areas are also incandescant! And this isn't just cool reptilian underlighting, this big beastie is literally so hot it's glowing. Yikes! You try to make excuses, but the serpent takes umbrage with that. Before you can get your pants back on, the huge serpent lazily rolls over and crushes you. You die!